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Thursday, June 17, 2010

I'm Jane Doe and I'm painting Straight Lines with the Tutor...

Dear Sir,

It is imparative for a prudent investigator and while I have several people who are better sketch artists working with me-Your class seems comprehensive and educative.

The lack of an enrollment fee like a community college course makes it a very major plus.

Please except my late assignments sir, I look forward to working with you and my colleagues and I are looking forward to your lessons.



I don't like this canvas. It makes me nervous. I was never good at painting and while people sometimes find doodles in my report corners. This is making me nervous.



I...okay I stole these brushes from Detective Wallace's daughter. She's big into art. She's four. all children who are four are big into art.

That seems like the place art should stay, with innocence, with kids. I mean when you're a kid creation is perfectly possible, but as an adult it takes on a biblical aspect that I dislike.

I mean if you think about it, these people, these comic book artists and writers and movie directors are making worlds. Isn't that when god did? I mean if you believe in that kind of stuff? Does that mean they're at a "I'm a creator" level of power?

Should people possess that kind of power?



I would like to take a moment to applaude people who didn't use what...I can only assume is fake store blood to paint this sort of thing.

I chose blue.

It's actually the same color as my old patrolman uniform. :)

and I used-



There's no "illusion" here. The ruler does not stop being a ruler just because there's blue paint on the edges. It's still the same, it's just...more...decorated.

Which doesn't mean it changes. A room is still a room no matter how many things you have in it.

Sir, I hope this met your requirements.

I apologize for my notes.

EDIT/PERSONAL NOTE



I just recieved this as a text message.

What is the red stuff on it?

Where was this picture taken? what the fuck is going on!

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